Sabfunwot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing skunk.

Sabfunwot created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Sabfunwot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sabfunwot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sabfunwot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sabfunwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silicon sculptures of Sabfunwot on top of important buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Worship no other gods but Sabfunwot.

4. Sabfunwot loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.