Dadbindap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced jaguar.

Dadbindap created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Dadbindap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadbindap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dadbindap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dadbindap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.