Nullnulfarn Dibcebarf is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, able horse.

Nullnulfarn Dibcebarf created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullnulfarn Dibcebarf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nullnulfarn Dibcebarf, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nullnulfarn Dibcebarf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nullnulfarn Dibcebarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullnulfarn Dibcebarf.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.