Cissnaklun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent pig.

Cissnaklun created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissnaklun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissnaklun, he will send you a sign.

Cissnaklun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cissnaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear violet stockings.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Worship no other gods but Cissnaklun.