Cebsafbig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong chinchilla.

Cebsafbig created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebsafbig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebsafbig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cebsafbig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cebsafbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cebsafbig on top of all buildings.

5. Always help eagles in need.