Govduttad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced hydra.

Govduttad created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Govduttad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Govduttad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Govduttad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Govduttad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Govduttad seven times a day.

2. Do not take Govduttad's name in vain.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not jump in public.