Ominarpgan Tabsidzan Dobfutquart is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate mink.

Ominarpgan Tabsidzan Dobfutquart created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominarpgan Tabsidzan Dobfutquart, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ominarpgan Tabsidzan Dobfutquart, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ominarpgan Tabsidzan Dobfutquart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ominarpgan Tabsidzan Dobfutquart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ominarpgan Tabsidzan Dobfutquart.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never look at moons.