Bagarphog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent centipede.

Bagarphog created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagarphog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bagarphog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bagarphog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bagarphog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.

2. Never feed pineapples to otters while wearing orange shorts.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look at planets.