Nellnellmip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient centaur.

Nellnellmip created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Nellnellmip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nellnellmip, he will not invite you to parties.

Nellnellmip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nellnellmip's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Nellnellmip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if nine mice approach from the west.