Litdottap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Litdottap created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Litdottap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litdottap, she will strike you with lightening.

Litdottap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Litdottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray ear rings.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litdottap.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Litdottap on top of important buildings.