Handamdosshun is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent ant.

Handamdosshun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Handamdosshun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Handamdosshun, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Handamdosshun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Handamdosshun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Handamdosshun on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Handamdosshun's priests.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Handamdosshun.