Nutzaktim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, capable tapir.

Nutzaktim created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutzaktim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutzaktim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nutzaktim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nutzaktim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nutzaktim.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.