Tipgeptonkpod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil bear.

Tipgeptonkpod created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipgeptonkpod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tipgeptonkpod, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tipgeptonkpod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tipgeptonkpod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipgeptonkpod.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Tipgeptonkpod on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never wear magenta tights.