Budlakyog Cepdabwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful fairy.

Budlakyog Cepdabwip created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budlakyog Cepdabwip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budlakyog Cepdabwip, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Budlakyog Cepdabwip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Budlakyog Cepdabwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must pray to Budlakyog Cepdabwip nine times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.