Vildunlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental coyote.

Vildunlig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vildunlig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vildunlig, it will make you grow a tail.

Vildunlig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vildunlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if six frogs approach from the south.