Sagjablistnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, happy capybara.

Sagjablistnat created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagjablistnat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sagjablistnat, she will be very unhappy.

Sagjablistnat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sagjablistnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never sing near voles.