Bogcepbad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud ferret.

Bogcepbad created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcepbad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogcepbad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bogcepbad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bogcepbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never jump near ducks.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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