Bonkdodbit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving rhinoceros.

Bonkdodbit created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdodbit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonkdodbit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bonkdodbit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bonkdodbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bonkdodbit.