Bassflabken is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, effective skunk.

Bassflabken created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassflabken, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bassflabken, she will be very sad.

Bassflabken's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bassflabken's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Bassflabken loves horses, so they must be honoured.