Bifnulyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic spider.

Bifnulyog created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifnulyog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifnulyog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bifnulyog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bifnulyog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.