Jon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish dog.

Jon created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the south.

2. Hide from turquoise voles for they are unholy.

3. Run away if six eagles approach from the east.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jon.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.