Homgomflap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, happy elephant.

Homgomflap created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homgomflap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Homgomflap, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Homgomflap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Homgomflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.