Fidflownul is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, amazing
deer.
Fidflownul created tapeworms seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fidflownul, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fidflownul, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Fidflownul's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Fidflownul's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always look after injured rats.
3. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.
4. Do not speak about bread.
5. Never play with disobedient children.