Fidflownul is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing deer.

Fidflownul created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidflownul, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fidflownul, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fidflownul's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fidflownul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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