Xuckdidfen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful lizard.

Xuckdidfen created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdidfen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckdidfen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xuckdidfen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Xuckdidfen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Never look at galaxies.