Bamflowfed is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident hydra.

Bamflowfed created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamflowfed, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bamflowfed, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bamflowfed's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bamflowfed's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bamflowfed four times a day.

2. Always obey Bamflowfed's priests.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must love Bamflowfed.