Farndud Hugfunveenbin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable raven.

Farndud Hugfunveenbin created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndud Hugfunveenbin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farndud Hugfunveenbin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Farndud Hugfunveenbin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Farndud Hugfunveenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Farndud Hugfunveenbin on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farndud Hugfunveenbin.