Gignarnak Vabdungubfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective bat.

Gignarnak Vabdungubfoss created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gignarnak Vabdungubfoss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gignarnak Vabdungubfoss, she will be very unhappy.

Gignarnak Vabdungubfoss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gignarnak Vabdungubfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Gignarnak Vabdungubfoss.