Highubvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring wasp.

Highubvog created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Highubvog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Highubvog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Highubvog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Highubvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from mauve cats, for they are unholy.