Farnjabbif is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil unicorn.

Farnjabbif created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnjabbif, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farnjabbif, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Farnjabbif's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Farnjabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Do not listen to music.