Gidlipjantab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful donkey.

Gidlipjantab created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidlipjantab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gidlipjantab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gidlipjantab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gidlipjantab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gidlipjantab.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never play with disobedient children.