Xenlikcanbog is a god.
He takes the form of a small, charitable
grasshopper.
Xenlikcanbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenlikcanbog, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Xenlikcanbog, he will turn you into a puffin.
Xenlikcanbog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Xenlikcanbog's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Retreat if eight swans approach from the east.
5. Hide if four otters approach from the west.