Hadfemkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring squid.

Hadfemkin created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadfemkin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hadfemkin, it will turn you into a mole.

Hadfemkin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hadfemkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your feet pink.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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