Rakingjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome mongoose.

Rakingjarn created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakingjarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rakingjarn, it will remove you from existence.

Rakingjarn's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rakingjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakingjarn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.