Pakhengub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering pig.

Pakhengub created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakhengub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakhengub, she will come to you in dreams.

Pakhengub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pakhengub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.
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