Xuclarnsadxucweeyargunbot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy bat.

Xuclarnsadxucweeyargunbot created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Xuclarnsadxucweeyargunbot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuclarnsadxucweeyargunbot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuclarnsadxucweeyargunbot's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Xuclarnsadxucweeyargunbot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuclarnsadxucweeyargunbot.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Never eat beans.