Narxuccad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, able butterfly.

Narxuccad created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narxuccad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narxuccad, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Narxuccad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Narxuccad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Narxuccad first in all things.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.