Maphot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy toad.

Maphot created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maphot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Maphot, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Maphot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Maphot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Maphot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.