Gomrilbet is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unjust human.

Gomrilbet created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Gomrilbet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomrilbet, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gomrilbet's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gomrilbet's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gomrilbet.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.
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