Dogtafwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless fly.

Dogtafwab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogtafwab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dogtafwab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dogtafwab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dogtafwab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dogtafwab.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.