Vagkimbetjin Flapyogboss Stragspagfarfon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise hare.

Vagkimbetjin Flapyogboss Stragspagfarfon created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagkimbetjin Flapyogboss Stragspagfarfon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vagkimbetjin Flapyogboss Stragspagfarfon, he will turn you into a frog.

Vagkimbetjin Flapyogboss Stragspagfarfon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vagkimbetjin Flapyogboss Stragspagfarfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.