Gebflycat Yarpdutpon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ruthless hyena.

Gebflycat Yarpdutpon created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gebflycat Yarpdutpon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gebflycat Yarpdutpon, he will not care at all.

Gebflycat Yarpdutpon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gebflycat Yarpdutpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.