Gidtitxem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil clam.

Gidtitxem created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtitxem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gidtitxem, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gidtitxem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gidtitxem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick tortoises.