Vonstikmatcad Genmonpop is a god.
He takes the form of a small, humane
lobster.
Vonstikmatcad Genmonpop created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonstikmatcad Genmonpop, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vonstikmatcad Genmonpop, he will destroy your favourite star.
Vonstikmatcad Genmonpop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Vonstikmatcad Genmonpop's Holy Commandments1. Never feed oranges to monkeys while wearing pink rings.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Put Vonstikmatcad Genmonpop first in all things.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.