Vinyamwee is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent
otter.
Vinyamwee created bats nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vinyamwee, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Vinyamwee, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Vinyamwee's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Vinyamwee's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about porpoises.
2. Never look at comets.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.