Bellpopfot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical crab.

Bellpopfot created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellpopfot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellpopfot, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bellpopfot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bellpopfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never jump in the presence of cats.

5. Bellpopfot loves dogs, so they must be respected.