Dotfadkap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, two-faced hare.

Dotfadkap created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotfadkap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dotfadkap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dotfadkap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dotfadkap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotfadkap.