Flyhannig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, prudent dolphin.

Flyhannig created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyhannig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flyhannig, he will turn you into a slug.

Flyhannig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flyhannig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never feed bread to swans while wearing gray skirts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.