Yogbatpan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast lizard.

Yogbatpan created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Yogbatpan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogbatpan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yogbatpan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yogbatpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed figs to moths while wearing mauve shoes.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.