Bimflowven is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing dove.

Bimflowven created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimflowven, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bimflowven, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bimflowven's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bimflowven's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.