Weenulapp is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy dove.

Weenulapp created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weenulapp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Weenulapp, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Weenulapp's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Weenulapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Weenulapp on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.